Unrealistic wishlists of washed up feminists

Here we have the 27-point wishlist of a deluded woman who claims to be a feminist (don't most of them? They're sure happy as fuck to claim the benefits and use the unfair laws whether or not they self-identify as feminists.)

Dilnavaz's List of Relationship Non-negotiables

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-BmCXjDM1cqqQhCE4lJwzfw--?cq=1&p=813

I'm putting my own comments in parentheses.

1. Respects and trusts me a significant amount — my character, my profession, my mind, my choices. (I've made a few bad choices and I want someone to save me, not to lecture me. Plus I may cheat and I don't want to be questioned on it)
   

2. Is an avid reader - and not only of comic books, please! (I read Femina and trashy romance novels since I think comic books are for kids)
   

3. Is open to communication and can effectively engage in debate and discussion a significant amount of time (Communicate = I will "communicate" at him till his balls shrivel up)
   

4. Has a sharp mind that he is willing to give freely of. (I may be dumb but I sure am not admitting it)
   

5. Is a non-smoker (for those of you who don't know, I'm hideously allergic) (Hideous is right)
   

6. Has a reasonable level of education (Earns big bucks)
   

7. Fights fair (Lets the girl win every time)
   

8. Has a liberal social outlook and an active social conscience (I'm a puppet of leftist media and I expect him to be too)
   

9. Is non-religious — no formal worship or rituals for me (The only rituals I'll allow are those involving the worship of ME ME ME)
   

10. Shares at least some of my important values and life goals (Earns big bucks)
    

11. Likes children at least somewhat - given that I've already named mine, it would be helpful if he did! (I'm totally inflexible, and have an unrealistic view of a partnership)
    

12. Is committed to the relationship and willing to work for it (He buys me stuff when I get mad)
    

13. Is emotionally available and capable of demonstrating affection (He buys me stuff when I get mad)

14. Recognizes that my freedom cannot be curtailed unless it is significantly affecting our relationship — especially when it comes to spending! (Its all about the money, Its all about ME)
    

15. Partakes in my excitement and spontaneity in a non-patronizing manner (Follows my plans no matter what)
    

16. Shares at least some of my interests/ ideas about fun. I wouldn't know what to do with him if he only liked F1 and nothing else! (He is not allowed to have any interests that are different to mine)
    

17. Is non-jealous, non-possessive, and does not expect my life to be a shadow of his (Earns big bucks and doesn't complain when I don't do the same)
    

18. Is a lifelong learner who will not stagnate and is supportive when I attempt new paths. (Earns big bucks and doesn't retire)
    

19. Does not expect a gender-stereotypical role of me and shares tasks (Does 75% to 100% of the earning and at least 50% of the housework. Because I'm worth it. Or at least my vag is.)
    

20. Can communicate well with me in English. I can't fight as well in any other language! (Lost touch with my roots, I also think I am an attractive blonde.)
    

21. Is the calmer of the two of us. Two of me would not be fun. (He buys me stuff when I get mad)

22. Makes a reasonable amount of money, even though I will be an income earner. I make a really grouchy pauper. (Earns big bucks)
    

23. Does not engage in physical or emotional violence in any way, shape or form (Domestic Violence = Raising his voice and "withholding" money, and I know how to call 911)
    

24. Is tolerant of my quirks. (I will not peel a banana, I cannot sleep on an unmade bed.) (I am a princess and I have a gold-plated vagina.)
    

25. Includes me and my opinions in every significant decision making process. (I want all the rights and none of the responsibilities.)
    

26. Does not need babying. If I want a child, I will produce/ adopt one. I don't need to marry it. (Earns big bucks and does most of the housework.)
    

27. Leaves the toilet seat down. Always, always, always. (I'm a huge cunt, this should be the biggest indicator of that.)
    

28. Does not think such a person can't possibly exist. ;-) (I'll throw this in because on some level I know what a whole lot of mental masturbation this was.)
    

Note that there is no mention of what she brings to the relationship... its implied, "I'm bringing my cunt, which is a very valuable commodity!" Someone teach the bitch that an excess of supply reduces demand. She has twenty-seven fucking items on her goddamn shopping list of male qualities, and the only thing she has is her reproductive organs.

Entitlement princesses come in all shapes, sizes and colors. This one is a fine example.

EDIT: Thanks to Anonymous for pointing out what this princess actually looks like. I hadn't noticed the photo, well maybe I did and my subconscious mind tried to mentally block the ugliness, but here she is in all her glory.