Saturday, February 10, 2007

Cop gets off (twice) for ejaculating on a stripper

Hahah, this is awesome, so this California cop pulls over a stripper and apparently gets a handjob from her and ejaculates on her, and he gets acquitted of whatever charges they threw at him. I love it!

Illegally Park-ed

No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

It wasn’t a surprise that Stokke put the woman and her part-time occupation on trial. In his opening argument, he made it The Good Cop versus The Slutty Stripper. He pointed out that she’d once had a violent fight with a boyfriend in San Diego. He mocked her inability to keep a driver’s license. He accused her of purposefully “weakening” Park so that he became “a man,” not a cop during the traffic stop. He called her a liar angling for easy lawsuit cash. He called her a whore without saying the word.

“You dance around a pole, don’t you?” Stokke asked.

Superior Court Judge William Evans ruled the question irrelevant.

Stokke saw he was scoring points with the jury.

“Do you place a pole between your legs and go up and down?” he asked.

“No,” said Lucy before the judge interrupted.

“You do the dancing to get men to do what you what them to do,” said Stokke. “And the same thing happened out there on that highway [in Laguna Beach]. You wanted [Park] to take some sex!”

Lucy said, “No sir,” the sex wasn’t consensual. Stokke—usually a mellow fellow with a nasally, monotone voice—gripped his fists, stood upright, clenched his jaws and then thundered, “You had a buzz on [that night], didn’t you?”

As if watching a volley in tennis, the heads of the male-dominated jury spun from Stokke back to Lucy, who sat in the witness box. She said no, but it was hopeless. Jurors stared at her without a hint of sympathy.

In his closing argument, Stokke pounced. He called Lucy one of those “girls who have learned the art of the tease, getting what they want . . . they’ve learned to separate men from their money.”

This man deserves a medal! Not the cop, the defense lawyer! We need more of these guys on our side.

Aside from that, notice the highlighting of the jury composition in the article... "A jury of one woman and 11 men—many white and in their 50s or 60s—agreed with Stokke. On Feb. 2, after a half-day of deliberations, they found Park not guilty of three felony charges that he’d used his badge to win sexual favors during the December 2004 traffic stop."

Its the patriarchy, man!!!


  1. you're a really sick asshole

  2. Lol! Great story, Pete!

    And what's with all of these anonymous dipshits posting all over the blogosphere with foundless insults.

    Jeez, anonymous, at least state WHY you believe he is a sick asshole. Otherwise you're just another sicko feminazi who can only fight with insults.

    Is that all the feminist movement has left in its armory?

    Now, FUCK OFF! Why don't you go and equally harass some women for a while, you anonymous coward.

  3. The same as in some countries...

    The f**k their boyfriend, and when he does not want to marry, accuse him of "rape by giving false promises"


    Soon we will need to go around with legal papers of consent when shagging our wives....

  4. Great Story, Your blog is always a great read.

    Keep up the good work.

  5. If this was an ordinary guy who got sex from this woman he would be toast but since this cop is a agent of the matriarchy he is let go.

    Lesson: if you are an ordinary guy you are toast when it comes to women's accusations but if you are an oppressor of men who enforces some judges order of support (but never order of visitation) then count on leniency from the court.

    Welcome to Femerica,
    It royally sucks.

  6. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can have the best virtual strippers on my desktop.