Monday, June 04, 2007

Feminist definitions

Men seeking equal treatment = "backlash"
Women seeking equal treatment = "feminism"

Discrimination against men = "equal opportunity"
Discrimination against women = "discrimination"

A woman with grievances = "victim"
A man with grievances = "angry"

Open discussion of gender issues = "misogyny"

Men looking for equal treatment in the courts = "abuse"

Consensual sex between a man and woman = "rape"

Heated discussion between a man and woman = "domestic violence"

Women receiving preferential treatment/privileges = "equality"

A numeric majority of the human species = "minority"

Any woman = "victim"
Any man = "oppressor"
Any child = "property"

A woman talking about hating men = "empowerment"
A man talking about hating women = "hate speech"

A sexually predatory woman dressed like a hooker = "liberation"
A man with any interest in sex = "rapist"

A woman who wants to be with her children = "mother"
A man who wants to be with his children = "abuser"

A woman who forces children under her care/authority into sex = "the child was lucky"
A man who forces children under his care/authority into sex = "pedophile"

A shelter providing emergency services to abused women = "women's shelter"
A shelter providing any services to abused men = "prison"

Female genital mutilation = "sexual repression"
Male genital mutilation = "acceptable custom that protects women from HIV"

A man assaulting a women = "(domestic) violence"
A woman assaulting a man = "humor"

A man who beats his female partner = "batterer"
A woman who beats her male partner = "victim"

A disposable slave = "man"
A human being = "woman"

Hating women = "a crime"
Hating men = "'a viable political act'"

Distorting or lying about reality = "feminist analysis"

Biology = "lies"
Reality = "discrimination"

Did I miss any?

From RandomMan over at MANN.

Some more from Mr. X over at SYG:

Woman = good
Man = evil

God could be a woman
Satan is always a man

Woman dealing with pregnancy = "choices"
Man dealing with pregnancy = "responsibilities"

Women die in combat = "travesty"
Men die in combat = "duty"

Girls not succeeding in school = "low self esteem, patriarchal school system"
Boys not succeeding in school = "ADHD"

Woman not a CEO = "glass ceiling"
Man not a CEO = "failure"

Woman says no to man hitting on her = "choices"
Man says no to woman hitting on him = "gay"

Woman fools around = "dissatisfied"
Man fools around = "jerk"



    The so-called Grayson 'party mom' who had been accused of having sex with two teenagers and providing beer to several teens has been sentenced to 300-days in jail. angry father told CBS13, "I said before, if this was a man do you think she would have got this leniency?"

    Under the charges Walker faced, she could have been sentenced to a maximum of seven years, eight months in prison.

    "She's a sex offender in our eyes." said Tessa Garcia who child was one of the victims, "She did it once. She did it twice. She'd do it again."

  2. Fantastic Post. I'm going to copy that and save it somewhere.

  3. Women die in war = "tragedy"
    Men die in war = "tragedy for the women who have to fend for themselves"

    Men getting more degrees in University = "making women poorer by denying women careers with massive paychecks"
    Women getting more degrees in university = "making women poorer by denying women rich husbands with massive paychecks"

    Men marrying someone of lesser socioeconomic status = "men intimidated by strong, successful women"

    Women marrying someone of lesser socioeconomic status = "men refusing to do their fair share"

  4. I believe this is to be inducted into the MRA Handbook. 1000% truth.

  5. Pete-

    I've shared the compiled list on my Myspace page, it's in circulation. Of course, all the credit has been given to those who helped make it.