Thursday, January 11, 2007
Women like to eat babies
This is the only logical conclusion I can draw from the fact that within the space of just weeks, two women have attempted to murder their babies with ovens - one with a microwave (she succeeded, sadly) and this one with a conventional oven.
After all, what would make them think the oven is such a great idea if on some level they didn't think of babies as supple flesh ready to be eaten with a light roasting? Disgusting filthy creatures, these child-killing females.
But of course the questions we'll be seeing asked in the press and in the courts will be more along the lines of, "Where is the man, I need to punish a MAN for this" and "What drove her to do this? We MUST find something/someone to blame, an imaginary being will do just fine."
Its a pity that women get off scot-free for killing defenseless infants.
UPDATE: Oh lookie, she was released from jail. That was quick. I guess they don't really care about murderers as long as they have a vagina. Jails are for men, not princess angels am I right?
EDIT Jan 14: You can read the opinions of the FSTDTers if you want to - link here. The same old tired shaming language, must be misogynist, can't get a woman in the same room as me, etc etc, oh there's a new one - they want to "take away" my reproductive rights! I'm a man, I don't got no reproductive rights - can't take away what I don't have bitches!
Posted at 1/11/2007 04:07:00 PM