I went in thinking, well its probably some mugging or something, but hey - surprise! Its domestic violence! And no, its not a woman posting - its a man, stabbed with a fork and a knife by his oh-so-gentle and kind, member of the caring sex wife.
So, I caught my wife fucking around with some douchebag on World of Warcraft again.So she grabbed a knife and fucking stabbed him, and he is posting on some forum?
(I'll start with the quick version, since this is all anybody will see in the long version any way.)
We argued a lot, I pushed her on the bed because she tried to hit me. She cried on the bed the for a bit. I screamed at her for a long while. She got up tried to charge me again. I pushed her back. This went on for a bit. She sees a mystery fork on the ground, charges, stabs at me with it, and runs out of the room. She calls her mother, says she's going to kill me, and this is the result! Enjoy!
(clarity edit) She grabbed a kitchen knife.
Oh wait, here's another reply from him:
I know, I guess the retard in me has been trying to get her mental help. She got really drunk tonight, on her meds, blah blah blah. I'm a helper type. I don't know, she's normally a good person. Oh and tonight was her birthday.So he knows what's up and still has no power to do anything about it, or feels that he has no power, which is the same according to feminazis when applied to women.
She tried to call 911 to report herself. I took the phone from her. In this locality, I'd be the one to go to jail no matter the situation. She could have had me half dead, and I'd be the one they'd charge some how.
The replies if the sexes were reversed would invariably be about how she needs to call the cops, many many fat nerds detailing how they would like to skin the filthy abusing male alive, take out his kneecaps and make him choke on them etc etc. Maybe there would be a few posters telling her where the nearest Battered Women's Shelter is. (because men's shelters are the prisons and graveyards)
But because its a man, look at the responses...
Did her skill with forks go up? (Probably a World of Warcraft reference)
So wait, this is not the first time she has brought home some random nightelf to fuck?
World of Warcraft cheating leads to fat husband getting stabbed with a fork. This is truly the limit (Yes, his weight matters a lot. No mention of her weight)
I hope you guys can work through this little bump in the road. You seem like a great couple. (Probably sarcasm)
fooling around with a nightelf from wow was the biggest mistake of my life man. you think theyre crazy in game? tends to be a bit worse "irl".
Stick a fork in him, he's done!!!The guy who got stabbed posted:I think she's trying to tell you something, stabbing notwithstanding.
Here's a great one:
She said the guy, in real life, looks like I did when I was in shape.
I bet you've already used that fork to eat something.
Not to mention that it seems like he's the aggressor here when he grabbed the headphones off her. She turned aggressive after that but, I can see how he probably frustrated her and intimidated her. Doesn't excuse her from stabbing him but, they're both maniacs in my eyes that need to grow up and stop being violent with each other.Someone making a little sense: Are there people here seriously saying that he was in the wrong by pushing this bitch away from him when she charged?!
SHE HAS A FUCKING HISTORY OF STABBING THE OP.
When she is pissed she stabs people! Why the FUCK would you turn your back to her so you can't see her grab something sharp to insert into your body. So what if he may have been blocking the door? You don't turn your back and just walk away from a person who has a history of stabbing you.
And the asshole defending the bitch: She didn't just randomly stab him, he escalated it to the point of violence. The OP is a rather large guy and started being violent by destroying her headphones over something stupid and harmless, I can see why a smaller woman would want some sort of additional protection like a fork with a violent man who physically has the upper hand flies off the handle over something small like that.
It made me sick as I was reading the thread. It literally is the case that no one can find sympathy in their heart for a man. I am convinced that if it were a woman who got stabbed (likely got pushed and scratched herself, because a far higher percentage of women feel comfortable with all-out violence to get their SO's to "listen" to them), the responses would be completely the opposite, and anyone making fun of her or the situation would be banned pronto.
But hey, its a fat dude! Make fun of him for getting stabbed even though you'd probably call the cops yourself if he even raised a hand in response!
Rarely is any situation in a relationship as simple as, "She's just totally crazy, I'm innocent and didn't do anything but try to protect myself!" Her side of the story would probably sound completely different than the OP's side. They both sound off their rockers to me, especially since he has all kinds of excuses for why he won't leave her.This is great - when a man makes excuses for why he can't or won't leave an abusive relationship, people assume he's either mentally retarded or has some ulterior motive. Of course, when its a woman making excuses for why she doesn't want to leave an abusive relationship, she's obviously sick from the abuse, needs help, and he's controlling her with mind rays and probably committing emotional, spritual and financial domestic violence. When the woman could be at fault, you'll find everyone will minimize her violence and psycho-ness by saying they're both crazy or they both need to go to the hospital and such, when its obvious that were the situation reversed, he would be in prison and on to Duluth model brainwashing camp, and she would be in feminazi heaven, aka a taxpayer-funded women's shelter or her own home, since the abuser is locked away from his own house with a restraining order or is in prison.